What dogs think:
- you love me
- you feed me
- you pet me
- you must be god
What cats think:
- you love me
- you feed me
- you pet me
- I must be god
(via harrpotte)
Diyanah, 17 this year. ACSI. Bookish, mildly caustic, dreamy and gossamery.
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Beasts of England
Beasts of England
“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
-Tina Fey
THIS QUOTE.
Oh my gosh I love you Tina fey
(via rainebrain)
why is this simple thing, the most amazing feeling in the world?
no spaghetti straps- BOYS WILL BE DISTRACTED!!
no tight pants- BOYS CAN’T FOCUS!
no shorts- BOYS WON’T BE ABLE TO LEARRRRRRN!
Jesus christ if a woman’s body is so fucking distracting maybe we need to figure out a way to teach boys to focus in the face of- gasp- exposed skin!
(via rainebrain)
“People are always talking about love like it’s something every day. People say they love their parents, but what does that mean? Not exactly intoxicating is it? I hate mine sometimes but I don’t suppose I feel any less for them than anyone else. All I know is this: if there is such a thing as being in love, I may not be there yet, but when I do I’m going to be INFATUATED.
All over the place.
I’ll do anything for him.
You name it.
Whatever.
But in the meantime, I intend to make the most of my freedom.”
— Smack by Melvin Burgess (via thechocolatebrigade)
Louis fell in front of paparazzi and the rest of the boys fell too, so he wouldn’t be embarrassed.
I don’t even like One Direction, but this is what real friends should do.
(Source: iheartyou-xo, via melody-of-the-wild-dance)
“
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.
Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.
Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.
Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.
Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.
Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!
”—
Worry About Your Own Uterus: (via veruca-assault)
“Worry about your own uterus” wise wise words.
(via triplash)
(Source: dakotawhatever, via sexular)
“When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do.”
— A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way. (via girl-hair)
(Source: satanic2chainz, via latenightfreewrites)
boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces
(via potentialh-bomb)
